Here’s a game we often play to amuse ourselves. Give it a try sometime with your own dog. If Lilly was …
If Lilly was Native American, she’d be called Girl Who Barks A Lot or Vole Hunter.
If she was a fairytale character, she’d be The Princess of Pillow Mountain.
If she was a scientist, she’d have a PhD in mommy-ology.
If she was a type of music, she’d be some kind of techno-dance beat.
If she was running for president, her platform would be “Play all day.”
If she was an ocean liner, she’d be The Running Girl.
If she was a thief, police would dub her the Kissing Bandit.
Over the years, we’ve come up with a few classics for our other dogs. If she had been Native American, our late dalmatian, for example, would be Onery With Spots. If Ginko was a bird, he’d be called the Speckle-Breasted Yipenheimer.
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