More funny leashes

Stemming from my mini-rant last week, I went looking online for that funny leash about being a B****. Apparently there are many more in that product line. Some are suggestive, so browse at your own risk.

They are sold through Arcata Pet Supply. Scroll down past the collars.

Leash phrases that I thought were OK to list here include:

  • One of us loves a big stick
  • One of us is co-dependent
  • One of us is a dirty dog
  • One of us likes grass
  • One of us has hairy legs


I don’t know why this stuff is cracking me up so much lately. Maybe it’s because I was so disappointed at the shopping at that big dog show in CO recently. There wasn’t anything at the many vendors that I really wanted.

Roxanne Hawn

Trained as a traditional journalist and based in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado, USA, I'm a full-time freelance writer for magazines, websites, and private clients. My areas of specialty include everything in the lifestyles arena, including health and home, personal finance and other consumer interests, relationships and trends, people and business profiles ... and, of course, all things pet related. I don't just love dogs. I need them in my life. Seriously.